How to tell if Jade is real

Now, this is totally random, but I thought, hey, why not?

The easiest ways to test a piece of jade is to

• Scratch it- jade is very hard. It scratches glass and if you have scissors, use the blunt end to try to scratch it. Wipe away the white line and see if there is a scratch. If it is, it's a fake it'll have a scratch. Warning: however fake the fake ones are, it still damages expensive jewelry.


• Hold it in your hand. It should feel cool and stay cool for a while, taking a while to heat up.

None of these are perfect, but they are easy. Well, compared to the other ways.

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